<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3061703</id><updated>2012-01-16T17:55:51.805-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Crazy Old White Man From The Hood - COM</title><subtitle type='html'>Words of wisdom, philosophy and experiences of the Crazy Old White Man fro the Hoods of Detroit</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://eazylee.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eazylee.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Crazy Old Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08909944054169522641</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LL4LSkpZ5gs/TxTVID2QX6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/3lMxX2ypIYA/s220/110811-161619.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3061703.post-381273966882508187</id><published>2008-09-23T11:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-23T11:15:25.826-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>CHAPTER 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Navy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After high school I went into the Navy. I came home on leave and&lt;br /&gt;Ben and I went to a club we used to go to. When we went there before&lt;br /&gt;it was a jazz club with a good jazz band. Now it was a coffeehouse for&lt;br /&gt;beatniks with folk music. Ben gave the owner some pictures he&lt;br /&gt;painted and she was going to put them on the wall and if they sold she&lt;br /&gt;was going to split the money with him. The pictures were gone and&lt;br /&gt;she denied that she ever had them. The bass player from the old band&lt;br /&gt;was there and he said she sold them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben was drafted. He was a pacifist by nature. He got out of boot&lt;br /&gt;camp with orders for Vietnam. He went home on leave and said&lt;br /&gt;goodbye to his parents and friends and went to Seattle. From there he&lt;br /&gt;went to Vancouver. He is still considered a fugitive by our&lt;br /&gt;government. He has an art shop and is still an artist and a hippie. I&lt;br /&gt;talked to him a few years ago but lost his number. I hope to locate him&lt;br /&gt;and maybe he will write a book on his story. What he told me would&lt;br /&gt;make a good book.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;High school for me was a drag. I had poor grades and I knew I&lt;br /&gt;wasn’t ready for college when I graduated so I joined the Navy to see&lt;br /&gt;the world. The furthest I got out of the U.S. was Key West, Florida. (It&lt;br /&gt;is closer to Cuba than it is to the Florida mainland.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boot camp was bad for me. I am not the kind who likes to take&lt;br /&gt;orders from ignorant people. I got in trouble in boot camp twice. The&lt;br /&gt;first time I had to start over. The second time I was honest about a drill&lt;br /&gt;instructor. I was sent to “Mickey Mouse” where I spent two weeks&lt;br /&gt;washing clothes and exercising.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I got out of Mickey Mouse they screwed up and instead of&lt;br /&gt;putting me back where I was or making me start over again the put&lt;br /&gt;me where I would be if I did not go there. I skipped two weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I got out of boot camp I went to Electrician’s Mate School.&lt;br /&gt;On weekends I would go to Chicago and people watch. I would sleep&lt;br /&gt;in the mission, Greyhound Bus Depot, or if I had money the YMCA&lt;br /&gt;($1.25 a night). I hung out in an arcade where I shot pool, a grill called&lt;br /&gt;the Meet and Eat, the burlesque theater, and skid row.&lt;br /&gt;I met George in the arcade. I was shooting pool. I was bad &lt;br /&gt;too. Not&lt;br /&gt;the good bad, I stunk. George just got out of Leavenworth. He was a&lt;br /&gt;martial arts instructor in the Army. He was jumped by three guys and&lt;br /&gt;killed them in the fight. He was convicted of second-degree murder.&lt;br /&gt;George was having a hard time finding a job. Not many employers&lt;br /&gt;hired ex-cons who were convicted of murder. He had a wife and three&lt;br /&gt;kids to support. We teamed up to hustle pool on weekends. I was the&lt;br /&gt;bad player and he was the almost as bad player. For my part I did not&lt;br /&gt;have to sandbag. I was bad. In his case he had to play bad; in reality&lt;br /&gt;he was one of the best I have seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I let him have my cut. I did not need it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a hooker, Jane. Jane was seven months pregnant and&lt;br /&gt;not working the streets in her trade. She was out there panhandling.&lt;br /&gt;She became close to George and I. We would help her when we could.&lt;br /&gt;We would meet in the Meet and Eat and she would eat with us. We&lt;br /&gt;would buy food for her. I walked in one day and she was with a&lt;br /&gt;couple of her friends from the street. I went up to her, yelled at her&lt;br /&gt;(she was in on it), put my hand by her face, and slapped my hand&lt;br /&gt;loudly. She screamed, acting like it really hurt. Everyone in the place&lt;br /&gt;thought I smacked her hard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I then walked out. No one said anything. No one really seemed to&lt;br /&gt;care.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had been out of boot camp for a couple of months. My hair was&lt;br /&gt;fully grown back from boot camp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was in Chicago on my last weekend liberty before graduation&lt;br /&gt;and I saw three boots (first boot camp liberty) getting ready to go after&lt;br /&gt;two good-looking women. One looked in her mid-twenties and the other was thirty-four (she told me her age later). I was eighteen and the other guys were about eighteen.&lt;br /&gt;I went up to the boots, as they were ready to make their move. They looked up to me because to them I was an old salt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “There are three of you and two women. Don’t you see that&lt;br /&gt;you have a problem?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They each agreed that there was a problem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was going to make the problem first. One of the girls was pretty&lt;br /&gt;sexy and the other was pretty. The pretty one looked like the more&lt;br /&gt;intelligent of the two. I decided I wanted the pretty one. I picked the&lt;br /&gt;boot with the most sense to get the sexy one and the other two were&lt;br /&gt;out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told the lucky boot that I had decided that I wanted the pretty one&lt;br /&gt;and he could have the sexy one. There were two problems. First, he&lt;br /&gt;had to get rid of his buddies. Second, he had to pay for all four of us.&lt;br /&gt;We went to a movie and dinner and the girls asked us to go with&lt;br /&gt;them to the pretty girl’s house. We went on the train to one of the&lt;br /&gt;suburbs. The boot and I did not get lucky. We had a good time but no&lt;br /&gt;sex. I liked the girl I was with but she figured I was too young for her.&lt;br /&gt;The sexy one came back with us on the train. She told the boot that she&lt;br /&gt;liked me and asked him to leave us alone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told her that I was going home on leave and then to Key West so&lt;br /&gt;I would not be able to see her again. She asked for my address and&lt;br /&gt;gave me hers. We kissed and that developed into letting or fingers do&lt;br /&gt;the walking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two years later she sent me a letter saying that she was going to&lt;br /&gt;visit a friend in Miami. She wanted to come and see me in Key West.&lt;br /&gt;She would get a motel room and we could continue where we left off.&lt;br /&gt;I told her that it would be fine with me, but it may be the last time we&lt;br /&gt;would see each other. I was getting out of the Navy in less than a year&lt;br /&gt;and I was not sure where I was going.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said it was okay with her. She had thought about me and&lt;br /&gt;wanted my body. Frankly, I wanted hers too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After our night together she went back to Chicago.&lt;br /&gt;I got a letter a week later and she said she loved me and she wanted&lt;br /&gt;me to come to Chicago when I got out of the Navy. I wrote back and&lt;br /&gt;said no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She got upset and told me that if she could not have me, no one&lt;br /&gt;could. She would find me wherever I went and she would get rid of&lt;br /&gt;any woman I was with. This worried me. I sent her a nice letter letting&lt;br /&gt;her know I was not scared and told her to leave me alone. I never&lt;br /&gt;heard from her again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the Navy, some called me rackets. I would make money by&lt;br /&gt;taking duty for the married men so they could be at home with their&lt;br /&gt;wives. I had a deal with the storekeeper to short out the lights so he&lt;br /&gt;could take a nap and I would come back when he was rested to fix the&lt;br /&gt;lights. I got tools in payment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One thing that helped me in the Navy was that I knew what I was&lt;br /&gt;doing and my immediate superiors liked me. We had a captain for&lt;br /&gt;part of the time who was an old mustang. (Old mustangs started at&lt;br /&gt;the bottom and worked their way up the ladder.) The lights went out&lt;br /&gt;in his quarters. I tried to trace the wires to a fuse box but I could not&lt;br /&gt;find it. I found a place to wire it into but that was hot too and I could&lt;br /&gt;not find the fuse box for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My division officer, who was fresh from officers’ candidate school,&lt;br /&gt;was not too swift. He was bugging me as I was trying to rewire the&lt;br /&gt;lead to the lights. I was working with live wires and I did not need the&lt;br /&gt;pain in the derriere that he was causing. Luckily the Captain was&lt;br /&gt;there and noticed the problem. He told the division officer that I knew&lt;br /&gt;more than he ever would about my job and to leave me alone. He&lt;br /&gt;wasn’t too happy but he left me alone and I got the job done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was transferred to the engine room, which was very hot. (It was&lt;br /&gt;between 110 and 130 degrees.) My engine room was powering the&lt;br /&gt;ship’s electricity. An engine went out and the power went out. I was&lt;br /&gt;running back in forth between electrical panels trying to get the&lt;br /&gt;power back. I had to adjust the speed of three engines so that they&lt;br /&gt;were running at the same revolutions per minute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Captain got in my way and I ran over him. An officer tried to&lt;br /&gt;stop me and the Captain stopped him and told him I was right. The&lt;br /&gt;power was more important than him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Halfway to New Orleans the propulsion motors and generators&lt;br /&gt;went out. My job was to jury rig them so we could get to New Orleans.&lt;br /&gt;Enough parts were shipped to New Orleans to repair them so we&lt;br /&gt;could make the trip back to Key West. For the four days there I was&lt;br /&gt;working on them for twelve hours a day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had to work in the bilges, which were full of oily water, and at&lt;br /&gt;times the Captain would get in his coveralls and hand me tools. That&lt;br /&gt;is one reason I am using a capital “C” for the word “captain.” He&lt;br /&gt;deserves it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our next captain’s brain was not fully functional. When the&lt;br /&gt;hurricanes came in, we had to go out. Our new captain was on the&lt;br /&gt;submarines and never had the command of a large ship. We went to&lt;br /&gt;sea to out run a hurricane. On the way back the captain went to the&lt;br /&gt;wrong harbor. When he found the right harbor he was bringing the&lt;br /&gt;ship into the harbor. The winds were still too high to come in, but he&lt;br /&gt;came in anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The wind was pushing us to a pier and a tugboat was trying to&lt;br /&gt;keep us away from the pier. The wind won. We hit the pier. The ship&lt;br /&gt;had a big hole in the side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We were on our way to Fort Lauderdale and had some target&lt;br /&gt;practice. There was a small ship that we were supposed to shoot at.&lt;br /&gt;We shot at it and missed. The next morning the headline was that a&lt;br /&gt;Russian trawler was fired on by one of our ships. Of course we denied&lt;br /&gt;it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Australian frigate captains did not like to use the tugboats.&lt;br /&gt;They also did not like to waste time. The frigate was supposed to tie&lt;br /&gt;up between our bow and another pier. He had to parallel park his&lt;br /&gt;frigate frontward with no room to spare. When he got into position he&lt;br /&gt;called all ahead full starboard and all back full port. The props on both&lt;br /&gt;sides went all ahead full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took a few hours and three tugs with steel cables to pull it off the&lt;br /&gt;pier. You could see the steel cables stretching. We stayed low, ready&lt;br /&gt;to hit the deck if one broke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A French destroyer was coming in. They use guns to shoot the&lt;br /&gt;lines to the pier. The monkey fist, which is a ball on the end of a&lt;br /&gt;smaller line, is shot ashore and picked up to pull a bigger rope to tie&lt;br /&gt;the ship to the pier. The first one went a little too far. It went through&lt;br /&gt;the admiral’s window and landed on his desk. He was sitting at his&lt;br /&gt;desk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have never seen an admiral move so fast. By the time the&lt;br /&gt;gangplank was up he was on the French ship yelling at the captain.&lt;br /&gt;The French were underway and in the middle of the harbor when&lt;br /&gt;a French sailor came in a cab and jumped in the water. He swam out&lt;br /&gt;to his ship and they threw a ladder down to him to climb aboard.&lt;br /&gt;One thing I learned about the Aussies and the French: they could&lt;br /&gt;drink. The French had wine on the ship with their meals. The Aussies&lt;br /&gt;had rum. The Dutch had beer. We had homemade wine and what we&lt;br /&gt;could smuggle on to the ship. I took a watermelon and cut a hole in it.&lt;br /&gt;I then emptied a fifth of vodka in it. That is the only way I liked vodka.&lt;br /&gt;(There is a Russian vodka liqueur that is good.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We had a torpedo man who caught his wife with another man. He&lt;br /&gt;decided he wanted to kill himself. He dropped a torpedo warhead&lt;br /&gt;eight decks but it did not go off. He then lit a fire under a torpedo&lt;br /&gt;warhead. He then started a torpedo’s motor and it shot across the&lt;br /&gt;torpedo room floor and hit a bulkhead. None of his attempts worked.&lt;br /&gt;He knew they wouldn’t, but he wanted out. He was given a psycho&lt;br /&gt;discharge and sent to a VA hospital for treatment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While I was in Key West I had a motorcycle and belonged to the&lt;br /&gt;Key West Angels MC. We were a club with mostly servicemen and&lt;br /&gt;women stationed in Key West. Martha, who weighed about three&lt;br /&gt;hundred pounds, was the only civilian member. Her old man was a&lt;br /&gt;shrimper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had an accident in Miami and my bike was at a gas station there&lt;br /&gt;while I recovered from my injuries. Martha said she would take me to&lt;br /&gt;Miami to get my bike. She had a Honda 305. That was the biggest&lt;br /&gt;Honda at the time. I sat on the back. She was wide so my legs were not&lt;br /&gt;in a comfortable position. I do not think the bike was too happy about&lt;br /&gt;the five-hundred-pound load. It seemed to be a little on the slow side.&lt;br /&gt;When we got back, we went to a bar where her old man and other&lt;br /&gt;shrimpers went. He came in and said something to her that she did&lt;br /&gt;not like. She hit him so hard that he went flying out of the bar. (The&lt;br /&gt;doors were swinging bar doors.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He got up and came back in. He said something again and ended&lt;br /&gt;up flying out of the bar again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third time was a charm. They kissed and made up. I saw a&lt;br /&gt;picture of her before she gained the weight. She was Miss Key West&lt;br /&gt;in the picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just before you get out of the Navy, they have the shipping over&lt;br /&gt;officer try to convince you to re-enlist. Soon after, the captain came up&lt;br /&gt;to me and chewed me out for convincing his shipping-over officer to&lt;br /&gt;get out. He got out before I did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Navy is great for some people. I think every high school&lt;br /&gt;graduate should go into the military or an alternative service like the&lt;br /&gt;Peace Corps for two years before going to college or entering the&lt;br /&gt;workforce. This way they will be more sure of what they want to do&lt;br /&gt;and they will be more mature to continue with their lives. College&lt;br /&gt;will be easier for them because of the added maturity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent three years, fifteen days, and eight hours in the Navy.&lt;br /&gt;When I got out, Vietnam was getting bad. I volunteered but failed the&lt;br /&gt;physical.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3061703-381273966882508187?l=eazylee.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/381273966882508187'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/381273966882508187'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eazylee.blogspot.com/2008_09_21_archive.html#381273966882508187' title=''/><author><name>The Crazy Old Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08909944054169522641</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LL4LSkpZ5gs/TxTVID2QX6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/3lMxX2ypIYA/s220/110811-161619.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3061703.post-636090380614236202</id><published>2008-09-19T19:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-19T19:21:41.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>CHAPTER 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Early Years&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am starting here because the earlier years were not too exciting.&lt;br /&gt;I remember listening to radio before we got a TV. The old radio shows&lt;br /&gt;with their sound effects that let you visualize in your mind what was&lt;br /&gt;happening in the stories. I remember my father’s 1949 Buick and&lt;br /&gt;when you were stuck in the snow, you could push a button and&lt;br /&gt;cinders would cover the snow behind the tires.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My father always bought the cheapest house in the most&lt;br /&gt;expensive neighborhoods. I lived in wealthy neighborhoods. I went&lt;br /&gt;to parties at mansions and country clubs. Many of my friends had&lt;br /&gt;swimming pools in their backyards. I was hob-knobbing with the rich&lt;br /&gt;kids whose fathers were, in some cases, famous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the mid ’50s I lived in Atlanta, Georgia, for two years (eleven to&lt;br /&gt;thirteen years old). It changed my life in a way that I really did not&lt;br /&gt;notice until about twenty-five years later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At that time Atlanta was segregated. I call it apartheid. Water&lt;br /&gt;fountains were brown and white as were the bathroom doors. I had to&lt;br /&gt;ride in the front of the bus. The blacks I saw were maids, dishwashers,&lt;br /&gt;elevator operators, bus boys, porters, laborers, and other low-paying&lt;br /&gt;jobs, or were on a chain gang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blacks could not eat in white restaurants unless it was in the&lt;br /&gt;kitchen. Even churches were segregated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My father’s office was at a truck yard and warehouse for a big&lt;br /&gt;nationwide trucking company. He ran their truck leasing operation.&lt;br /&gt;On Saturdays I would go with him to work. I found myself talking to&lt;br /&gt;the guys that would load and unload the trucks. They were all black.&lt;br /&gt;The restrooms had brown and white doors. The brown doors were&lt;br /&gt;for blacks and white doors were for whites. I had to go so I headed for&lt;br /&gt;the restroom. The closest men’s room had a brown door and I was in&lt;br /&gt;a hurry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A black man said, “Mister Lee, go to the white restroom. The white&lt;br /&gt;man might kick your ass if he catches you.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “That’s too far. I’ve got to go now.” Luckily a white man did&lt;br /&gt;not see me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was on a bus. The bus was full and I was on the line between black&lt;br /&gt;and white. An old black lady got on and was standing by me. Since&lt;br /&gt;my seat was on the border I figured I would give it to her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said, “No, sir, please stay seated.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old redneck next to me said, “If you get up, I will kick your&lt;br /&gt;ass.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What really made me mad was that I preferred the back of the bus.&lt;br /&gt;I lived just outside of the city limits. One day some white men with&lt;br /&gt;shotguns and black men in stripes and shackles were walking down&lt;br /&gt;the street picking up trash, patching holes, and cutting the weeds on&lt;br /&gt;the city property. It’s funny that all of the white guys looked like fat&lt;br /&gt;rednecks chewing tobacco and spitting on the street with brown&lt;br /&gt;uniforms and shotguns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I walked up to the closest guy with a shotgun and asked, “What&lt;br /&gt;did these guys do to get on a chain gang?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He answered, “A lot of crimes including armed robbery and&lt;br /&gt;murder.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went back to my yard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My best friend lived with his family at the stables behind my&lt;br /&gt;house. They were the caretakers for the judge who owned the stables.&lt;br /&gt;They were black and lived in a one-room stone house with dirt floors,&lt;br /&gt;no electricity or running water. There was a potbelly stove in the&lt;br /&gt;middle of the room for heat and cooking, an ice box for refrigeration,&lt;br /&gt;and some crops, chickens, cows, and pigs for food. He was a couple of&lt;br /&gt;years older than me (about fifteen). He did not go to school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I asked his mother, “Can Billy come to my house and play?”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;She said, “No, Mister Lee. He can’t go to your house.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “My parents said it’s okay with them.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Mister Lee, the white folks around you would turn against you&lt;br /&gt;and your family. Best not let any of them know that you even come&lt;br /&gt;here. The judge asked about you and I thought I was going to have to&lt;br /&gt;send you home but the judge said it was all right and not to worry.”&lt;br /&gt;He had a bull calf. One day Billy said, “You want to ride the little&lt;br /&gt;bull?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Sounds like fun to me, Billy. Let’s do it.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We put the two-by-four boards across both openings to the barn&lt;br /&gt;and took the calf into the middle. I got on and it took off for the one&lt;br /&gt;end. We figured it would turn around at the end, but it went through&lt;br /&gt;the bottom boards and the top board, hitting my gut, stopped me.&lt;br /&gt;Billy called out to me, “You okay, Lee? Just lay there a minute and&lt;br /&gt;we’ll see how you are.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was out of breath and had no choice but to lay there for a while.&lt;br /&gt;I was okay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I looked at Billy and said, “Your turn, Billy.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The calf didn’t go far and we brought him back. This time we went&lt;br /&gt;to the corral that had more room and we rode him there. There were&lt;br /&gt;no more injuries except a few bruises.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We did have fun, though. We not only rode the bull calf (my&lt;br /&gt;mother wasn’t happy about all of the bumps and bruises), but we&lt;br /&gt;rode horses and pigs too. I was always bringing home rabbits, birds,&lt;br /&gt;snakes, lizards, and turtles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day I was watching TV playing with a three-foot green snake&lt;br /&gt;that I had. The kid next door came by and asked me to come out and&lt;br /&gt;play. I forgot about the snake that was in a large planter on the table&lt;br /&gt;and went out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother came in the room and saw the snake on the table. She&lt;br /&gt;picked it up and took it into my room and put it in its cage. After&lt;br /&gt;coming out of my room, she realized what she did and screamed.&lt;br /&gt;Where I lived we had woods and ponds. We built forts, rafts, and&lt;br /&gt;dams. We would swim in the ponds and there was a pool within&lt;br /&gt;walking distance from the house. I had a soap box derby racer and I&lt;br /&gt;could go miles with it because of all of the hills. A cop pulled me over&lt;br /&gt;one time for speeding.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a friend whose bedroom had a glass wall that opened to a&lt;br /&gt;balcony. You could see the Chattahoochee River about five hundred&lt;br /&gt;feet below. We would go down and wade into the river. We would&lt;br /&gt;find Civil War artifacts in the woods. I found a Civil War bayonet, but&lt;br /&gt;it was lost in the move back to St. Louis. You could see Atlanta in the&lt;br /&gt;distance. It looked like a castle on a hill.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atlanta was a beautiful city, but the bigotry made it ugly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a lot of fun, but I saw how my race could be so stupid as to&lt;br /&gt;think they are the human race and the blacks were inferior animals.&lt;br /&gt;When I left Atlanta we went back to St. Louis where I spent most&lt;br /&gt;of my childhood. I went into high school and found that I preferred&lt;br /&gt;being with blacks. High school was one-third black. I did not date&lt;br /&gt;much because I was attracted to the black girls and I could not date&lt;br /&gt;them. The black guys became my friends in school but we could not&lt;br /&gt;mix outside of school. I had some white friends that lived near me.&lt;br /&gt;When I was in high school the teachers would always tell my&lt;br /&gt;parents that I was so nice and so good. I never got caught. I wasn’t&lt;br /&gt;really bad but I wasn’t an angel either.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When my mother worked, I would skip school and have poker&lt;br /&gt;parties at the house. I wouldn’t play but I would collect a fourth of the&lt;br /&gt;pot. I sold cinnamon-flavored toothpicks, candy, and other things.&lt;br /&gt;One time I made a box filled with two wires, rolled up. Each side&lt;br /&gt;had two connectors. I told the guy to run an antenna wire from the TV&lt;br /&gt;to the box, then hook the antenna to the other side. I told him TV&lt;br /&gt;reception would be a lot better and he paid me ten dollars for it. The&lt;br /&gt;next day he said it worked great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My best friend was Ben. He was an artist. His work was 1930s cars&lt;br /&gt;and small towns. He also had a collection of old car parts that he used&lt;br /&gt;for his works of art. (I talked to him a few years ago and now he is an&lt;br /&gt;artist and hippie in Vancouver.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jim lived two doors down. He used to live next door to my dad’s&lt;br /&gt;partner whose son Bob was my age. When I went over to Bob’s house,&lt;br /&gt;Ben, who lived near Jim and Bob, would come over and we had a lot&lt;br /&gt;of fun causing hate and discontent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One night Jim said, “The man on the corner with the tennis court&lt;br /&gt;won’t let us cut through his yard to get to Jerry’s house.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “We can’t let him get away with that. What if someone&lt;br /&gt;waxed his tennis court?” We went out and got a bunch of cheap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;candles. At two in the morning we went to his tennis court and&lt;br /&gt;rubbed the candles all over the court.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seven years later I was in another state working in the print shop&lt;br /&gt;at the college I went to. The new president came in. I heard he lived&lt;br /&gt;near where I used to live.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “I think I used to live near you. I lived in Warson Woods.”&lt;br /&gt;He said, “I lived in Kirkwood. Here is my house.” I looked at it and&lt;br /&gt;the tennis court beside it and realized that he was the one we waxed.&lt;br /&gt;Small world, isn’t it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bob moved out of town. Jim moved two doors down the street&lt;br /&gt;from me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ben had a 1935 Ford four door and a 1949 Chevrolet. It was the first&lt;br /&gt;hydromatic sold. The 1935 was in good shape; the 1949 was&lt;br /&gt;multicolored and named “Halitosis.” On the rear it said “halitosis is&lt;br /&gt;better than no breath at all.” Jim had a 1931 Ford sedan. I just had my&lt;br /&gt;mother’s 1960 Falcon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We went into a grocery store and went to the meat counter. Ben&lt;br /&gt;and Jim got on their hands and knees and were slowly running their&lt;br /&gt;hands on the floor and looking closely at the floor. I went to the meat&lt;br /&gt;counter and started throwing the meat around.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The manager came running up to me and asked, “What do you&lt;br /&gt;think you guys are doing?!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I looked at him and said, “I am sorry about the confusion, sir. My&lt;br /&gt;friend lost his contact lens.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Oh,” said the manager, “what can I do to help?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I answered, “Keep everyone away from this area. We need&lt;br /&gt;brooms. My two friends and I will watch as your stock boys slowly&lt;br /&gt;and lightly sweep the floor. I didn’t find them up here so I am sure it&lt;br /&gt;is on the floor. Step very carefully. I will get on my hands and knees&lt;br /&gt;and make sure you do not step on it.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So he got the brooms and stock boys. Others kept the customers&lt;br /&gt;from going through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A crowd gathered. People asked, “What are they looking for?”&lt;br /&gt;“A contact lens,” one answered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another said, “What is a contact lens?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It’s a lens that goes in the eye instead of in glasses.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Doesn’t it irritate the eye?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“No, they put a liquid in the eye to keep it from irritating it.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, Jim said, “I found it!” He acted like he picked it up and put&lt;br /&gt;it in his eye. He even got a tear to come out of his eye.&lt;br /&gt;I thanked the manager and everyone else for their help and we left.&lt;br /&gt;The meat counter was a mess and the floor was full of piles of dirt. The&lt;br /&gt;people were standing there still trying to figure out what happened.&lt;br /&gt;We got outside and started laughing. We laughed so hard that it&lt;br /&gt;hurt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From the fifth grade through the ninth grade I was always the&lt;br /&gt;biggest guy in school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the fifth and sixth grade I played YMCA football. I played&lt;br /&gt;tackle. On defense I went for the quarterback and he rarely had time&lt;br /&gt;to pass. On offense I cleared a hole for the runner, held step back and&lt;br /&gt;block for a pass or trade with the fullback to gain three yards. Once&lt;br /&gt;they knew I was coming I could only make two yards. Whenever it&lt;br /&gt;was fourth and two or less, or if we had two yards for a touchdown,&lt;br /&gt;I would be fullback. Sometimes to surprise the other team I would go&lt;br /&gt;around end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sophomore year ended my dynasty. Jack came to my school.&lt;br /&gt;He weighed 350 pounds and was not fat. You could hit him in the gut&lt;br /&gt;and he would not flinch. Your hand would hurt and he would laugh&lt;br /&gt;at you. I weighed 250 pounds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In football practice he would be against me because I was the&lt;br /&gt;closest to him in weight. In tackling practice he would pick me up and&lt;br /&gt;throw me down like I was nothing. In blocking practice he would hit&lt;br /&gt;me and knock me up in the air and on my back. Luckily I got a bad case&lt;br /&gt;of blood poisoning and was out too long to stay on the team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack was second in the nation for AAU wrestling, so I did not go&lt;br /&gt;out for wrestling because I would have to go against him in practice.&lt;br /&gt;I played sandlot football. We played with few rules. Tackle and no&lt;br /&gt;equipment. We sometimes had a bigger crowd than the high school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was no adult supervision, so we had no problem with parents&lt;br /&gt;pushing the kids or crying when the kid got hurt. One of the high&lt;br /&gt;school players tried to play but broke his leg. After that the coach said&lt;br /&gt;he would throw any player off the team if they played with us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I turned sixteen, Jack and I were good friends. We would go&lt;br /&gt;to a drive-in restaurant and find a car with four or five in guys in it&lt;br /&gt;and piss them off. They would chase us and we would get tired of the&lt;br /&gt;chase and pull off the road. They would pull up behind us and we&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;would get out and start toward their car. They would take off.&lt;br /&gt;Jack bought a stick-shift car. Never drove one before. I showed&lt;br /&gt;him how to drive it and we were on our way. He came to a stoplight&lt;br /&gt;and when it turned green he stalled. The guy behind us started&lt;br /&gt;blowing his horn, which made it worse. Jack got out of the car and&lt;br /&gt;went back to the car behind us. Before the guy could raise the window&lt;br /&gt;Jack had his keys and threw them in a lake next to the road. He came&lt;br /&gt;back to the car and drove off with no problem. Never had a problem&lt;br /&gt;again.&lt;br /&gt;Another time the guy behind us had his bright lights on us. He&lt;br /&gt;flashed back with the rearview mirror and that did not work. We&lt;br /&gt;came to a red light and Jack got out with a hammer, went to the car,&lt;br /&gt;knocked out his headlights, came back to the car and drove off. He&lt;br /&gt;was a nice guy, but you didn’t want to piss him off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John was six feet seven, weighed 450 pounds, and wore a size&lt;br /&gt;twenty-four EEE shoe. His parents had a 1953 Packard limo and a&lt;br /&gt;Checker (all model years looked the same so I do not know what year&lt;br /&gt;it was). Those are the only cars he could get in the back seat. He did&lt;br /&gt;not play in sports because he had a bad heart. He spent most of his&lt;br /&gt;time at home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I visited John often and sometimes his mother would pick me up&lt;br /&gt;when I hitchhiked home from school. The three of us could have had&lt;br /&gt;a lot of fun if John could have joined us. He would not be able to get&lt;br /&gt;into our cars. He did not drive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When Jack and I would get stuck in the snow, the one that was not&lt;br /&gt;driving would sit on the trunk and the other would drive out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a friend, Barry, from third and fourth grade that I hadn’t seen&lt;br /&gt;since then. I went by his house and he was there. We were both happy&lt;br /&gt;to see each other. He had a 1936 Packard hearse. It had a casket carrier&lt;br /&gt;in it that he used for a cooler for parties. The top looked like the top of&lt;br /&gt;a casket. We came to a light and a guy jumped out of the back. I&lt;br /&gt;jumped out with a starter pistol and shot him. He fell and the driver&lt;br /&gt;and I threw him back into the casket and drove off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As we looked back no one moved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I talked to Barry and later Ben and Jim about getting old cars and&lt;br /&gt;staging a 1930s mafia hit downtown. We decided that we might get in&lt;br /&gt;too much trouble for it. It would also be easy for the cops to catch the&lt;br /&gt;old cars. So we decided not to go through with it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love amusement parks and carnivals. The roller coaster is my&lt;br /&gt;favorite. Second is the scrambler. When I was in high school I worked&lt;br /&gt;for a carnival setting up, running, and tearing down rides.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the last ride the workers would get on the scrambler. (Three&lt;br /&gt;long arms off the center, three arms off the end of the long arms and&lt;br /&gt;the tubs with three seats on the end of those. You went in a triangle.)&lt;br /&gt;The governor would be taken off so that the ride would go twice as&lt;br /&gt;fast. One person on the ride would grab a hat from someone in the&lt;br /&gt;crowd and we would play pass the hat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would set up, run, and tear down the rides. The Catholic Church&lt;br /&gt;fairs were the best. I could send a kid to the beer concession and they&lt;br /&gt;would give him a beer for me. Many times we would have a large&lt;br /&gt;cooler with beer in the middle of the merry-go-round. We would hop&lt;br /&gt;on when it was running and get a beer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When running a ride, girls would ask for free rides. I would&lt;br /&gt;always say, “A ride for a ride.” They usually said no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The worst part about working as a roustabout was when the kids&lt;br /&gt;lost their lunch in the ride. I ran one ride and I would jump on when&lt;br /&gt;it started and jump off when it was time to stop it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got on one time and a kid next to me said, “Aren’t you the guy&lt;br /&gt;running this ride?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, “Yes.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He threw up on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One time when we were tearing down, I was on the center pole for&lt;br /&gt;the merry-go-round. It was on a hill and the truck was back up to it.&lt;br /&gt;I was on a gear near the top and I was taking a big gear off. I had to pull&lt;br /&gt;it up around my body and the pole. As I was trying to get it into the&lt;br /&gt;truck, it got stuck between the top of the truck and the pole and&lt;br /&gt;pinned me to the pole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truck was going to pull up enough for me to get the gear in.&lt;br /&gt;Before it went forward it rolled back and the pole started to tip. I&lt;br /&gt;could feel that it was ready to fall with me between it and the ground.&lt;br /&gt;The truck went forward just in time. Needless to say I did not do that&lt;br /&gt;job anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being a roustabout is fun, but it can be hard and dangerous work.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3061703-636090380614236202?l=eazylee.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/636090380614236202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/636090380614236202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eazylee.blogspot.com/2008_09_14_archive.html#636090380614236202' title=''/><author><name>The Crazy Old Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08909944054169522641</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LL4LSkpZ5gs/TxTVID2QX6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/3lMxX2ypIYA/s220/110811-161619.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3061703.post-2279343794474093811</id><published>2008-09-19T19:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-19T19:04:12.075-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>THis blog is going to include excerpts from The Crazy Old White Man From The Hood.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3061703-2279343794474093811?l=eazylee.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/2279343794474093811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3061703/posts/default/2279343794474093811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://eazylee.blogspot.com/2008_09_14_archive.html#2279343794474093811' title=''/><author><name>The Crazy Old Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08909944054169522641</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LL4LSkpZ5gs/TxTVID2QX6I/AAAAAAAAADQ/3lMxX2ypIYA/s220/110811-161619.jpg'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3061703.post-4238552</id><published>2001-06-25T14:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2001-06-25T14:57:04.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Hi, I am Eazy Lee, a/k/a The Crazy Old White Man From The Hood. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please check out my home page for the wisdom I have obtained in 56 years of life.  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